We put the harmonium in the bathtub with water running and mic'd it with a Neuman U-87. We got nice warm compression with our Distressor set to the wacky British 1:1 setting. The API 512c is the only preAmp that I am familiar with but we spilled honey on it so it is stuck at a really high gain which gives everything a BOOST.
For dinner we had clam chowder and Lentil soup and Beef Taquitos. There is now a line for the bathroom. We will mic that too.